Today’s Asshole

I love my family. I don’t always want to be around them.

I love my niggas but I don’t always wanna be around them.

I love my wife and kids but I don’t always want to be around them.

I love gay people but I don’t always want to be round them.

When I tell my gay friends that straight fathers probably don’t want their sons to be gay, that seems to wake them up more than Black Lives Matter.

When I say we love lesbians and are possibly more accepting if our daughters become one, and date some model looking chic-we get shunned. But c’mon-every parent loves a sexy hot friend to fall on.

What’s straight up crazy is that when straight men watch porn they make sure the ladies are getting fucked good and hard by big dicks.

If you say we have gay tendencies we’re ready to fuck you up, like you’re the asshole.

Even if we disagree, we still need to love, accept, and support. But that shouldn’t make us enemies.

Am I an asshole? Am I THEEE asshole?

A terrible husband, friend, father, family member. A racist?

Of course I am whatever you believe. Just because it’s offensive doesn’t mean it’s not true.

If you fucks wit me, I fucks witchu.

And to that I say fuck you, if your a woman. Fuck you if your a man. Whatever you are- if you won’t allow someone to respectfully disagree, while respecting your individuality.

Thank you all for being fucked up and showing me the way.