Never A Dull Moment

Freaky Friday

Extra virgin olive oil ---you think---“oh I’m using this tonight”

She says,“I’m gonna leave my door open?”---You say, “which one?”

She says, “Can you hand me a banana?” You start getting undressed

She says, “You motherfucker!”--- You say, “You pregnant?”

She says, “Can you turn on the oven?”--- “You reach for her zipper”