HOUSE RULES

Art by Gabe Tiberino

A man ain't always judged by how he raises his kids but rather by how much he's home. Even if you have a good one, they say- constantly spinning your wheels to go pay bills can't pay the debt of being absent. So be careful what you gamble on, especially if you got love at home.

I say a man also has to get up, get out, and go get it- like my favorite group OUTKAST. Can't gamble on thinking they can tell their kids not to be lazy asses.